Who is Stupid?
A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology1 courses. She started her class by saying, Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!
Little Johnny then stood up.
The teacher said, Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?
No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing2 there all by yourself!
中文：
一个老师在对学生们讲心理学，哪个觉得自己蠢就站起来？她刚开始就说。
小约翰尼站了起来。
你觉得你非常蠢吗，小约翰尼？老师问。
不是的，老师，我只不过不喜欢看你自己站着。